i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com
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i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
It’s time to take your medicine Amy
My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was like “you see? You can hear it in her voice” oh my fucking god mom I swear to fucking god
These scare the shit out of me
IM LAUHGING AT THE SHOWER SCENE AGAIN BECAUSE BENEDICT’S LIKE “FUK why is there so much watER IN MY EYEBROWS”
YOU’RE SUCH A LITTLE DORK WITH YOUR FACE AND YOUR HAIR AND YOUR CLOTHES AND YOUR ABILITY TO LIVE EVERY DREAM YOU’VE EVER HAD GOD DAMN YOU DAVID TENNANT
APPARENTLY THERE’S THIS CONTROVERSY ABOUT IT WITH REGARDS TO “SHIPPING”, BUT I’M HERE TO TELL YOU IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT SO PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.
OKAY LET’S BEGIN
FIRST OFF, LET’S TALK ABOUT WHO SAM ORIGINALLY WANTED TO GIVE THE AMULET TO.
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How did these two even win the hunger games?